Internet Defender Gifts

"Hi, I'm a cartoonist, I notice you've been using my cartoon on your website..."

It was impossible to make Randolph annoyed by cyber bullying.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Insect extinction

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Alternative Medicine

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

The new Physics

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

The Cashless Society is Here

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Hey, get out of my space!'

The world of surveillance.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

USA 2030

"Calls may be monitored because, frankly, we live in a surveillance society due to terrorism."