Internet Defender Pillows

"Hi, I'm a cartoonist, I notice you've been using my cartoon on your website..."

It was impossible to make Randolph annoyed by cyber bullying.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Insect extinction

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Alternative Medicine

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

The new Physics

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Hey, get out of my space!'

The world of surveillance.

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"Calls may be monitored because, frankly, we live in a surveillance society due to terrorism."