Ip Defender Pillows

"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Insect extinction

There is No Planet C

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

The New Normal

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Climate Change

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Privacy - Surveillance

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

The Cashless Society is Here

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'