Ip Defender Gifts

"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Insect extinction

There is No Planet C

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The New Normal

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Climate Change

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'Hey, get out of my space!'