Platform Defender Gifts

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

Hate Platforms

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

There is No Planet C

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Spam.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

I'd rather be phishing.

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Cyberwarfare

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

"Don't invade his space."

Computer virus

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Halt! User name and password.'

Your computer is not fully protected...

When Trees Dream