Platform Watchdog Gifts

Hate Platforms

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Press Freedom

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Twitter censorship

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Turkey, present day...

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Police Statetion

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"AI chat bot"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Free press.

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

Freedom of the Press

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

Legalish

Bush farewell.

"The enemy of the people!"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

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