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Security Watchdog Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who takes security seriously? Our range features clever, cheeky items that celebrate their vigilant nature. Whether they’re a security professional or simply a proud guardian, find amusing mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and vibrant prints that honor their watchful spirit. Lighthearted, witty, and uniquely tailored, these gifts are sure to make them smile and feel appreciated for their dedication.
IT'S 10PM...DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR COMPUTER IS DOING?
Hate Platforms
"Welcome to the future"
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
Press Freedom
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
CIA report
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'
XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.
"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"
Twitter censorship
Police Statetion
"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."
Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
A Little Extra
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
"AI chat bot"
Turkey, present day...
Rumors, lies and innuendo.
Free press.
News for Sale
Legalish
"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)
Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty
An acceptable level of TV violence.
'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'
Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.
Security Watchdog Gifts Collection
Security Watchdog Mugs
Explore more witty and humorous mugs designed for security watchdogs—perfect for their morning coffee or desk space.
Security Watchdog Pillows
Discover plush pillows that add personality to any space, celebrating those who watch over with a smile.
Security Watchdog Prints
Browse striking prints that showcase your security watchdog’s sharp eye and sense of humor in colorful, stylish designs.
Security Watchdog T-Shirts
Check out our collection of clever t-shirts that salute the vigilant security person with humor and style.