Internet Watchdog Gifts

Site warns website users their personal details might have been compromised...

Twitter censorship

Facelook

Big Eyes

Facebook and Privacy

Cyber bullies are almost always saddos.

Cyber Gang Violence.

Help Wanted by the FBI

Cyber Sexual Harassment

"I need to talk to you about your unacceptable viewing history. I mean, Michael McIntyre!?!"

GDPR

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Press Freedom

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"AI chat bot"

A Little Extra

Turkey, present day...

Police Statetion

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'