"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."
Digital Watchdogs Gifts
Looking for a gift for your digital watchdogs—those tech-savvy, alert guardians of the digital realm? Our collection features witty and charming items designed to honor their vigilance and love for all things online. Perfect for anyone who keeps a watchful eye in the digital world, these products combine humor and personality, making them ideal for gifting on any occasion.
"What channel is David's summer camp on?"
"Welcome to the future"
Hate Platforms
'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
Press Freedom
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"
Twitter censorship
A Little Extra
Turkey, present day...
"AI chat bot"
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."
Rumors, lies and innuendo.
Free press.
"He really hates all the fake news!!"
"The enemy of the people!"
News for Sale
An acceptable level of TV violence.
"Fact amnesty"
Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.
"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"
Freedom of the Press
The Expert
HUAWEI 5G
Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press
Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.
"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."
Best Political System Ever
"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."
Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.
"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"
Digital Watchdogs Gifts Collection
Digital Watchdogs Mugs
Discover a wide selection of mugs celebrating digital watchdogs—perfect for keeping their vigilance fueled with coffee and humor.
Digital Watchdogs Pillows
Explore cozy pillows that celebrate digital watchdogs—add humor and personality to their living space with our fun designs.
Digital Watchdogs Prints
Find eye-catching prints for digital watchdogs—perfect for framing their online vigilance and tech enthusiasm.
Digital Watchdogs T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty t-shirts designed for digital watchdogs—show off their vigilance and tech love in style.