Internet Watchdogs Gifts

"Slagging off feminism is enjoying a rebirth."

"Welcome to the future"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Twitter censorship

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Fact amnesty"

HUAWEI 5G

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

Rumours Online

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

Facebook's business model

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

The Dangers of Social Media

Your DNA is in the database.

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

Big Eyes

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."