Internet Watchdogs Pillows

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

"Slagging off feminism is enjoying a rebirth."

"Welcome to the future"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Twitter censorship

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

A Little Extra

"Fact amnesty"

HUAWEI 5G

Facelook

Rumours Online

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

Turnkey Totalitarianism

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

The Government is now following you...

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

Your DNA is in the database.

The Dangers of Social Media

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

Facebook's business model

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

Nice Apology, Mark

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

Data From a Truck

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.

Musk Twitter Gates

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."