Tech Watchdog Pillows

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

Google Earth...

"Welcome to the future"

Obama Spooked by Drone

"If I lay enough of these around maybe he'll stay off the internet."

'He's under constant surveillance.'

Your DNA is in the database.

"You know you can be tracked."

Hate Platforms

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Press Freedom

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Twitter censorship

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

A Little Extra

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"AI chat bot"

Turkey, present day...

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Police Statetion

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Free press.

Legalish

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'