Digital Watchdog Pillows

Censorship

"Judging tech giants is a bit beyond my pay grade."

National Secrecy Agency.

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

"Hello Auntie Maureen... Hello whoever's monitoring the call."

Trial by Media

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Press Freedom

CIA report

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Twitter censorship

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Turkey, present day...

"AI chat bot"

Police Statetion

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Free press.

Freedom of the Press

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"The enemy of the people!"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"