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Censorship

"Judging tech giants is a bit beyond my pay grade."

That rant of yours about how nobody has any privacy anymore just showed up on YouTube.

National Secrecy Agency.

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

"Hello Auntie Maureen... Hello whoever's monitoring the call."

Trial by Media

Hate Platforms

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Press Freedom

CIA report

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Twitter censorship

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Police Statetion

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Turkey, present day...

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"AI chat bot"

A Little Extra

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Free press.

Legalish

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'