Safety Watchdog Gifts

Man reading report with safety belt on.

"Welcome to the future"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

CIA report

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Time Out For Teddy

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Police Statetion

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Nuclear waste.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Bush farewell.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'