Safety Watchdog Pillows

Man reading report with safety belt on.

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

CIA report

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Police Statetion

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Time Out For Teddy

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Nuclear waste.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Bush farewell.