Safety Observer Pillows

'It's not safe the way it is. It could fall on someone.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Time Out For Teddy

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Nuclear waste.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'