Safety Antics Observer Pillows

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Safety Barriers

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"It's called being preemptive."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"Fasten your seat belt."

Drop dead gorgeous

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

"You see - this machine can cut your work force in half!"

Athlete

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Cat drinking baby's bottle of milk.

Office block moving to the suburbs.

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

Caution Falling Rocks

Safety First Cricket

Man reading report with safety belt on.

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

'I think the 'Super soft safety knife' may be a H&S step too far!'

'It's not safe the way it is. It could fall on someone.'

"I see your son has a summer job."

Computer cables as fire ladder.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon.'