Animal Antics Observer Pillows

Cat drinking baby's bottle of milk.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'He's been teasing the cat.'

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"He was a sea rescue."

Cow Blue Arrows

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Stubborn Horse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Tumble Cow

Dog ignores angry cat.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"