Animal Antics Observer Gifts

Cat drinking baby's bottle of milk.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'He's been teasing the cat.'

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Social Distancing Club

"He was a sea rescue."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cow Blue Arrows

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Stubborn Horse

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.