Animal Antics Follower Gifts

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cow Blue Arrows

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Stubborn Horse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

A Tumble Cow

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Dog ignores angry cat.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'