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Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Press Freedom

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

CIA report

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Twitter censorship

Police Statetion

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

A Little Extra

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"AI chat bot"

Turkey, present day...

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Free press.

News for Sale

Legalish

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.