Privacy Watchdog Gifts

You are Here. We know where you've been.

You're being watched.

The NSA organizes its new sprawling data farm based on the different types of web traffic...

"I'm afraid the right to be forgotten doesn't apply to the answers to the questions on your test."

We value your privacy. . . . . yeah, right.

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

Invasion of Privacy

"Bad news, Sidney...your wife's hacked into the company computer"

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

Desert island has surveillance camera

Facebook's business model

"This call "may" be monitored for training purposes. But it sure as heck will be monitored for surveillance purposes."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

News of the Underworld

Your call is important to us and for accuracy will be recorded so it can be reported... please continue to dial

"I can't believe they're allowing domestic surveillance!', 'Hey, they're just giving government back to the peephole!"

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

'Peeping Tom? Oh no, that's Peeping George. He lives next door.'

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

'Who's idea was this! To keep records of everybody's emails and web searches?'

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

Listening to us? Don't be silly.

Generi-Face

A Little Extra

Turnkey Totalitarianism

Data From a Truck

Is That Angela Merkel's...?

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Press Freedom

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.