Privacy Watchdog Pillows

You are Here. We know where you've been.

You're being watched.

The NSA organizes its new sprawling data farm based on the different types of web traffic...

"I'm afraid the right to be forgotten doesn't apply to the answers to the questions on your test."

We value your privacy. . . . . yeah, right.

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

Invasion of Privacy

"Bad news, Sidney...your wife's hacked into the company computer"

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

Desert island has surveillance camera

Facebook's business model

"This call "may" be monitored for training purposes. But it sure as heck will be monitored for surveillance purposes."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

News of the Underworld

Your call is important to us and for accuracy will be recorded so it can be reported... please continue to dial

"I can't believe they're allowing domestic surveillance!', 'Hey, they're just giving government back to the peephole!"

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

'Peeping Tom? Oh no, that's Peeping George. He lives next door.'

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

'Who's idea was this! To keep records of everybody's emails and web searches?'

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

"Welcome to the future"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Press Freedom

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Twitter censorship

Police Statetion