Online Defenders Pillows

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Second lifeReal life.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Spam.

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Cyberwarfare

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Goal

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

I'd rather be phishing.

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'