Online Community Defender Pillows

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Evolution.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Bird Tweet.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Computer Life

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

At the modern antenatal class.

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

Wiccapedia.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Gentrification vs Manchester...

When CAN we talk?

Social Networking Explained.

Although he huffed & puffed, the Big Bad Wolf was unable to hack the third Little Pig's computer!

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Creeping Ivy and Facebook.

WPC

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

'To help with our phishing and pharming issues, corporate lent two of their top security experts to us for this month.'