Online Community Manager Pillows

"Another math fight on my chat server. What am I doing wrong?"

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

Evolution.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Human Rights for All

Computer Life

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

At the modern antenatal class.

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Wiccapedia.

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

Social Networking Explained.

'It's nice to talk to you, Ms. Ponvert, but I need to get back to the blog I'm writing about people becoming more computer nerdy.'

'Since you got your laptop you lost your lap.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

'If you think of your target group as a 'tribe,' then from these comments, your site is Little Big Horn, and you're Custer.'

"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."

'You don't have to say hello every time we pass.'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'