Online Community Manager Gifts

"Another math fight on my chat server. What am I doing wrong?"

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

Internet aggressiveness

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Evolution.

Bird Tweet.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Human Rights for All

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

Computer Life

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'It's an email of a text that someone twittered...I think.'

Wiccapedia.

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

At the modern antenatal class.

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

No one said anything about blogging …

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Social Networking Explained.

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

'If you think of your target group as a 'tribe,' then from these comments, your site is Little Big Horn, and you're Custer.'

'Since you got your laptop you lost your lap.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."

Creeping Ivy and Facebook.