Online Community Engager Gifts

The Power of Social Media: 'Lady Gaga has NOT switched to a career as a fighter in mixed martial arts!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Evolution.

Networking

Bird Tweet.

An informed voter is a good voter

Arizona In Black

Unanimous voting.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Impotent Democracy

Computer Life

Follow God On Twitter

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Voter impatience.

Policing the Police

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

NO CRT

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

Build Back Better? When?

"Surely the realize that ethics laws just put us on the slippery slope of legislating morality."

"In politics a lot more is said than is done. So I promise to 'say less' when I 'do less'."