Community Engagement Advocate Gifts

"The new city manager wants to be 'hands on,' meet people and revitalize downtown."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

An informed voter is a good voter

Arizona In Black

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Unanimous voting.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Sign Reform

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

Impotent Democracy

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Follow God On Twitter

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

Progress.

Corrupt politicians,

Think globally. Act locally.

Never on Sunday

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Voter impatience.

Policing the Police

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."