Community Activist Gifts

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

'Nice little community you folks have here -- How'd you like to make sure nobody ORGANIZES it?'

Oil pipeline worries.

As mayor, I'd like everyone to know my door is always open. My first order of business is to address the vandalism problem.

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

An apple core school

Dreamers Unity

Human Cull: People who put yard signs all over the neighbourhood and never remove them.

The Well-To-Do and the Not-So-Well-To-Do.

Neighborhood Watch Watch: We are Watching the Neighborhood Watch...

2010 Teacher Layoffs.

'Half the cabinet went to top schools and top universities, so what do they know?'

'It's all part of that 'Devolving Power'...'Big Society' thing...I got the nuclear attack coded and Bill down at the Rotary got Civil Defence.'

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

Community notice board.

'Good evening, my name is Rupert and I'm your harassing fascistic neighbourhood watch group guy tonight.'

The Election for Beadle

Your "natural" lawn is scaring away my buyers, Ames. For sale. How can you tell it's my lawn? Who else's could it be? Just treated. Stay off.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Civilian Oversight

Sign Reform

Who Will Stop the Attack on America?

Consider the Alternatives

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Government a la Carte

Collective Psyche

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Arizona In Black