Online Engager Gifts

'it's a networking tool.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Networking

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'Man, I'm bombing,'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Internet Name Tags.

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"