Online Engager Gifts

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Networking

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Internet Name Tags.

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"