Community Manager Pillows

Social Networking Explained.

'You don't have to say hello every time we pass.'

Who needs Life? I've got Facebook!

'If you think of your target group as a 'tribe,' then from these comments, your site is Little Big Horn, and you're Custer.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

@Village

"It's okay to drink in moderation."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Neighbourhood watch 2021

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Human Rights for All

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Cuba applauds its doctors

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Cares and woes.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Social Worker

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "