Music Defender Gifts

Sir Paul McCartney warns UK Culture Secretary of live music s bleak future

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Cyberwarfare

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Halt! User name and password.'

Your computer is not fully protected...

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

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