Music theft.
Melody Protector Gifts
Looking for a gift for your melody protector? Whether they’re a musician, a sound engineer, or a music enthusiast, our creatively themed products highlight their love for music and their role in safeguarding melodies. From playful mugs to inspiring prints, find something that resonates with their passion and dedication. Celebrate their special role with gifts that combine humor, inspiration, and a touch of musical magic.
'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'
Child protects planet with umbrella.
At the rock concert...
"I see you've security marked your property."
"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."
Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.
"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."
Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.
"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."
"People were steal his ideas"
"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."
'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.
"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."
Music Therapy
'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'
'Elton John'
"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."
Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.
'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'
Notre Dame Fire
"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".
A dog banging a snare drum.
Sleeping musician
Heavenly voices.
Gentrification vs Manchester...
Deadly sales figures...
Menifee Madness
Intellectual Property Thief
"Your husband had a song in his heart, music in his veins and a tune stuck in his head. I'm sorry, we did all we could do."
'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'
Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.
"You definately have a musical ear"
Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn
"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"
Melody Protector Gifts Collection
Melody Protector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate melody protectors with witty and heartfelt designs, perfect for their coffee break or morning routine.
Melody Protector Pillows
Browse our pillows with charming and playful music-themed designs, adding comfort and personality to any space for melody protectors.
Melody Protector Prints
View our inspiring prints designed for melody protectors, perfect for decorating their favorite music space with a personal touch.
Melody Protector T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts featuring creative and humorous designs that honor the passion of melody protectors—ideal for everyday wear or special occasions.