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Music theft.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

At the rock concert...

"I see you've security marked your property."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"People were steal his ideas"

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Music Therapy

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

'Elton John'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Notre Dame Fire

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

A dog banging a snare drum.

Sleeping musician

Heavenly voices.

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Deadly sales figures...

Menifee Madness

Intellectual Property Thief

"Your husband had a song in his heart, music in his veins and a tune stuck in his head. I'm sorry, we did all we could do."

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

"You definately have a musical ear"

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"