Produce Protector Gifts

Tensions are high in the produce section as no one dares to lick their fingers.

Produce. Manage the inventory better --- spoilage is bankrupting me! He's losing money because of all the dead beets.

Apples for sale

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Relax. They're just crows."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Frost advisory tonight.

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'She thinks of them as her children...'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

Protecting the green

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Deadly sales figures...

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

"Have they no shame?"

Firemen keeping their fire under control.