Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Fruit Protector Gifts
Are you searching for a quirky gift for someone who sees themselves as a fruit protector? Our collection features humorous and charming items that celebrate the love for fresh, healthy fruit and the joy of keeping it safe. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who enjoy a playful twist on their healthy habits or gardening passion.
"Just be yourself."
Apples for sale
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
Gardener attacked by plants.
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.
"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."
"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."
Banana Split Personality
Apple Pie Abduction
"Smokey The Tree"
"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"
Gooseberry Fool...
Ball as water-melon.
"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."
"I brought cocoa."
Peach flirting with a banana.
PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES
"I just need help getting the pit out."
"Believe me it's only an apple."
'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'
'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'
Conference Pears
"The third leading cause of forest fires."
Raining Leaves.
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."
The Brazilian Blow dry
Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'
Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.
William Tell
"Mom says I'm a super fruit."
I love what you've done with your hare.
I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.
Fruit Protector Gifts Collection
Fruit Protector Mugs
Explore our collection of fruit protector mugs—quirky, funny, and perfect for anyone proud to be their own fruit guardian.
Fruit Protector Pillows
Discover our humorous fruit protector pillows—little bursts of fun for living rooms, bedrooms, or cozy corners.
Fruit Protector Prints
Browse our charming prints celebrating fruit protectors—bring humorous nutrition-themed art into your space.
Fruit Protector T-Shirts
Check out our playful fruit protector t-shirts—great for those who wear their protection pride on their sleeve.