Fruit Protector Mugs

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

"Smokey The Tree"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"I brought cocoa."

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Conference Pears

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Raining Leaves.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

I love what you've done with your hare.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.