Produce Protector Mugs

Tensions are high in the produce section as no one dares to lick their fingers.

Apples for sale

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'She thinks of them as her children...'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

Deadly sales figures...

Protecting the green

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

"Have they no shame?"

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.