Discover our range of mugs designed for pollen protectors—perfect for starting their day with a smile. These witty and colorful mugs celebrate allergy awareness with a humorous touch.
I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?
The Environmentalist
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
Gardener attacked by plants.
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I love you too, big guy."
'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
Evolution.
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
Igloo for birds.
Global Warming Coming Soon!
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'
"That's an everblue."
'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'
"Relax. They're just crows."
'Thar she blows!'
Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.
Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.
"Now I'm just cleaning up."
Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico
'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'
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