Flora Protector Gifts

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Smokey The Tree"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The Golfing Accident

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I brought cocoa."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Igloo for birds.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'