Flora Protector Gifts

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Smokey The Tree"

The Golfing Accident

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

"I brought cocoa."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Igloo for birds.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'