Forest Protector Gifts

Natural History Museum: Tree

Two trees being cut down, their roots hold each other for support.

'Outnumbered? Maybe. But we have the advantage of our animal instincts, plus this tank that Bernie stole.'

"I'll bet those danged tree-huggers taught them how to do this!"

"How can you be so sure this is a work-related injury?"

Adopt a stump.

Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

"Smokey The Tree"

The real cause of forest fires

"No clear cutting."

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"It's getting harder and harder to get stuck up a tree these days..."

"Can you describe that in U.S.D.?

Amazon Burning

Healthiest Forest Ever!

Fireman Jair Bolsonaro

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

The Last Tree

The last Christmas Tree

"I brought cocoa."

Tree surgery.

Raining Leaves.

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Beavers and missile

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

GOP Environmental Stink Tank - G.W. Bush National Forest.

Pollution in the rainforest.

Forrest Grump.

"I can still feel my trunk."

'This should even it up a little, but remember, if one of you squeals on me, I'm dead.'

'You can see the trees for the dead wood.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest...

Tree runs away from a logger.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'