Species Protector Gifts

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Natural Disasters

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Just Stop Boil

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.