Tree Protector Gifts

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I will avenge you, Father."

Ranger protecting a Christmas tree farm.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Intelligent people laugh too!

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Painting taking root...

Mother Nature

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"