Tree Protector Mugs

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I will avenge you, Father."

Ranger protecting a Christmas tree farm.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

Gardener attacked by plants.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Mother Nature

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Painting taking root...

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'