
"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."
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"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."
A tree's revenge.
'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
The Environmentalist
Gardener attacked by plants.
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I love you too, big guy."
"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."
Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
"Smokey The Tree"
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
The Golfing Accident
Evolution.
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
"I brought cocoa."
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
The melting polar ice caps
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'
Igloo for birds.
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
Global Warming Coming Soon!
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'
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