Tree Guardian Gifts

The Last Tree

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Smokey The Tree"

Monkey-artist

Just Stop Boil

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

There is No Planet C

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Biodiversity

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.