Rainforest Defender Gifts

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Smokey The Tree"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I brought cocoa."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The New Normal

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Climate Change

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Nuclear waste.

Raining Leaves.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Evolution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Amazon Burning

The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."