Wildlife Defender Gifts

Global warming.

Have a Nice Day.

"My client is claiming damages for sexual dysfunction resulting from the stress of you attempting to blow his head off."

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Ecology

"Overweight old white male, safari suit, expensive gun, large entourage: methinks a trophy hunter is coming our way..."

Modern ark

The Tree of Life - with a man at the top of it shooting wildlife.

Badger Cull protests

'What's going on here, Harry? They've never fought back before!'

"Smokey The Tree"

Hunting trophies.

'Are you familiar with the term 'justifiable homicide'?'

'I don't know why they call it 'Game Hunting': It doesn't look like a game to me at all...'

UN: Climate Red Alert

Climate Crisis

"Great- now we're endangered and reviled."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Polluted geese

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Bee flying to another flower.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.